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JAH!  

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  • 3D Modeler
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  • Deviant since Jun 24, 2005, 12:31 AM
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Have.. to... stop...

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 15, 2007, 9:23 AM
... doing this.

* smashes spoon, quarter flies up and hits the cat, cat jumps up and hits a wooden board that causes a bowling ball to roll onto the floor and knock over a candle, candle sets row of oil on fire that leads to a rocket that blasts up into the air and flips a switch on the way that turns on the lights and the toaster which starts to cook bagels, the lights scare some bats, and the bagel after being fully cooked pops out of the toaster and gets caught on the bat's head, bat flies into a dark closet, dropping the bagel on the way, the bagel then rolls down some carefully placed Hot Wheels ramps and flies up where I instantly catch it.


Mmmm!

  • Listening to: NIN - Into the Void
  • Eating: Bagels. Wait a second, there's no whip cream!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: (((-1/9)/36))*16)+(196/14)
  • Current Residence: USA
  • Interests: sculpting, electronics, soft squishy wuvable kittens.
  • Favourite band or musician: Rob Zombie
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock / Industrial
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite photographer: Spiderman
  • Favourite style or digital art: Surreal
  • Shell of choice: Clam.
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero; Katamari Damacy
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC; N64
  • Personal Quote: "I know where waffles go, waffles go in the toaster."
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, 3ds max 6, pen, pencil, acrylic, knife, smoothing stone, tape, K1000 Camera

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Devious Comments

~IzaDolly:iconIzaDolly: Jan 13, 2008, 9:42:17 AM
thanks for the fav!

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Izadoll
~wingedstrawberrygirl:iconwingedstrawberrygirl: Jan 13, 2008, 7:14:46 AM
thankyou for the fave :glomp:

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For the heart I once had
For the child forever gone...
~ReaperMan59:iconReaperMan59: Oct 17, 2007, 4:27:17 PM
But you found me in the end! So all is well.

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Valar Morghulis
~debussy01247:icondebussy01247: Jul 5, 2007, 8:28:28 AM
thx for faving!

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:headbang: :stab: Deck the hal with lots of bishies falalalala lalalala~
tie them up and get all freaky falalalala lalalala!!!! 8D :handshake: :rofl:
~Leyota:iconLeyota: Jun 19, 2007, 6:57:40 PM
I feel bad for your parrot. The sword is glued to him.

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Eternity means nothing but a sign on a bridge.

I am the coolest chicken killer/ pirate wanna' be in the world.
~laurabeth:iconlaurabeth: Jun 1, 2007, 1:08:51 PM
Your secrecy is annoying D:

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~Makeinu:iconMakeinu: May 28, 2007, 6:24:03 PM
Well hello there, Mister Hess. Good thing you found me. Cause I had no clue you had a dA account! Gotta love that fucking camera, freaks everyone out when they walk into the art room.

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that's a fresh kind of madness
~kaloyster:iconkaloyster: Mar 14, 2007, 9:16:28 AM
Thank you for the :+fav: on Traffic Jam!

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kaloyster
~anderton:iconanderton: Mar 14, 2007, 4:03:17 AM
Hi there :) Thank You for watching me, that means a lot, and I mean it, thanks for the support :handshake:
~wingyun88:iconwingyun88: Mar 12, 2007, 9:40:08 PM
hey thanks for adding, you got an awesome gallery
~nessie-mindfuck:iconnessie-mindfuck: Mar 3, 2007, 6:21:04 PM
Bwahaha. I come on DA for the first time and months and I find youuu~~~

Awesome gallery. As usual. XP

-steals clay skillz-
~Leyota:iconLeyota: Feb 24, 2007, 11:26:05 AM
Thank you Jordan.

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Eternity means nothing but a sign on a bridge.

I am the coolest chicken killer/ pirate wanna' be in the world.
~HannahMase:iconHannahMase: Feb 21, 2007, 8:46:23 AM
Thanks for the +fav! : )
~liis5bet:iconliis5bet: Feb 18, 2007, 10:42:03 AM
Thank you again for the :+fav: :hug:

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world." - Einstein

Current project -> [link]

Owner of *pickanumber-club
~efo-o:iconefo-o: Feb 18, 2007, 8:53:58 AM Mood: Joy
thanx for fav+ (:

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innocent when u dream....
~immoral-oppressor:iconimmoral-oppressor: Feb 18, 2007, 4:22:35 AM
thank you for fav. ( :

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elo :hexentanz:
~nebunikka:iconnebunikka: Feb 18, 2007, 4:14:16 AM Mood: Awestruck
thank you for the favo!

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mon..avec moi :)


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~Necroidian:iconNecroidian: Feb 18, 2007, 3:18:17 AM
thanks for the fav!

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~ndie:iconndie: Feb 18, 2007, 3:18:06 AM
thanks for add the fav!
~Speshall:iconSpeshall: Feb 18, 2007, 2:05:53 AM
thnx for the fav :)

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Sterge tot si zambeste si iubeste pe cine te iubeste. [Dizzy]
*d137:icond137: Feb 17, 2007, 8:43:56 AM
thanks for the :+fav: on jen. much appreciated!
~BAXVA:iconBAXVA: Feb 17, 2007, 6:31:18 AM
ThX for Fav.:)

i like your gallety too